Dancing

A "modern" thai couple, preparing for a religious wedding meets with their monk for counseling.

The monk asks if they have any last questions before they leave.

The man asks, "We realize it's tradition in our village that thai men to dance with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to dance together."

"Absolutely not," says the monk. "It's immoral. Men and women always dance separately."

"So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"

"No," answered the monk, "It's forbidden."

"Well, okay," says the man, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?"

"Of course!," replies the monk, "Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!"

"What about different positions?" asks the man.

"No problem," says the Monk.

"Woman on top?" the man asks.

"Sure," says the monk. Go for it!"

"Doggy style?"

"Sure!"

"On the kitchen table?"

"Yes, yes!"

"Can we do it on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of honey and a porno video?"

"You may indeed."

"Can we do it standing up?"

"No." says the monk.

"Why not?" asks the man.

"Because that could lead to dancing."