Banta, "So, Santa, how's it going with the girls?
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Santa, ''Women, to me, are nothing but sex objects."
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Banta, ''Really?"
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''Yes," Santa shaking his head, "Whenever I mention sex, they object."
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Santa, "Main kal bathroom ch susu karne gaya, te othe saanp seega."
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Banta, "Fir ke hoya?"
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Santa, "Main saanp nu keha, pehle tusi kar lo, mera te hogaya aae."
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Santa gun uthaye, shikaar k liye jaate jaate darwaaze pe ruk gaya.
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Preeto, "Kee hoya ji?"
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Santa, "Main Sher k shikaar karne jaa raha hoon."
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Preeto, "To jaate kiyon nahin?"
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Santa, "Kaise jaoon, bahar kutta khada hai!!"
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