Penny Scales

One day a man and his wife were walking around the mall when they came across one of those penny scales that tells your fortune and weight.

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"Well," says his wife, "go ahead."

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He chuckles to himself and figures, why not? He drops in a coin and eagerly reads the results.

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"Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card. "It says I'm energetic, bright, resourceful, and an absolutely great lover!"

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"Yeah," his wife nodded, "and it has your weight wrong too!"