There was this Indian named Onestone because he had only one testicle.
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After years and years of this torment Onestone cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"
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The word got around and nobody called him Onestone any more.
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Then one day a young girl forgot and said,"Good morning Onestone."
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He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest, where he raped her repeatedly all day and night, until she died from exhaustion.
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The word got around that Onestone meant business.
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A couple of years went by until a woman returned to the village after being away.
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She was overjoyed when she saw Onestone and hugged him and said,"Good to see you Onestone."
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Again, Onestone grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he raped her repeatedly all day and night, but she wouldn't die!
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Any guesses why?
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Because
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You can't kill two birds with one stone.
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